Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends
Aye, buckle up, mate because cracking funny jokes is an art. And today? Oh, today we’re diving face-first into a pool of absurd humor, witty one-liner jokes, and downright ridiculous jokes that’ll make your friends roll on the floor or at least let out a solid snort.
Whether you’re the king of dad jokes or just need a few conversation starters to keep the laughter therapy flowing, this one’s for you.
Classic Dad Jokes to Make Your Friends Groan (and Grin)
Oh, these lil’ nuggets of wisdom come with automatic groans and eye rolls included no batteries required.
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
- Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it’s tearable.
- I’m afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.
- What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
- I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Funny Jokes Over Text to Prank Your Besties
Got thumbs? Got text messages? Then you got comedy gold waiting to happen in your pocket, mate.
- My phone autocorrects “on my way” to “OMW” so I sound faster than I am.
- Just texted my mate: “Are you busy?” He said, “Always.” I replied, “Cool. So am I. We should hang out doing nothing together.”
- I asked Siri to tell me a joke. She said, “You.”
- Sent my friend 20 pictures of ducks. Caption: What the duck’s up?
- My mate said, “You’re annoying over text.” I said, “Thanks. I work hard at it.”
Puns That’ll Make Your Friendship Stronger (Or Ruin It)
Nothing builds friendship bonding like shared groans over bad wordplay.
- I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
- Don’t trust atoms. They make up everything.
- I’m friends with all electricians. We’ve got good current connections.
- I’d tell you a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.
- I got hit in the head with a can of soda. Lucky it was a soft drink.
One-Liner Jokes for Quick Laughs
No time to waste? These witty one-liner jokes hit fast like a caffeine shot.
- I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
- Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
- I threw a boomerang a few years ago. Now I live in constant fear.
- I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I’m okay.
- My friend said to me, “What rhymes with orange?” I said, “No it doesn’t.”
Viral TikTok Jokes to Ride the Trend Train
Let’s be honest, TikTok humour is its own beast and we’re here to tame it.
- POV: You’re looking at your fridge like it’s gonna give you life advice.
- I tried that TikTok hack to sleep faster. Ended up staring at the ceiling, more awake than ever.
- When the TikTok sound says “Nobody’s gonna know,” but your mom always knows.
- Me: does one push-up TikTok: So you’re basically an athlete now?
- That awkward moment when TikTok teaches you more than school ever did.
Ridiculous, Punny Dad Jokes That Should Be Illegal
Warning: These are so bad they’re good. Your friends may disown you, but you’ll die a legend of humour.
- How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
- I’d tell you a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience.
- I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
- I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Jokes to Tell Your Friends for Instant Laugh-Filled Chats
If you’re looking for fun conversation starters that definitely won’t get you blocked, try these.
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
- My mate asked if I wanted a frozen banana. I said no… but I want a regular one later.
- Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
- What did the grape do when he got stepped on? Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
- Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint.
Silly Jokes for Text Messaging Humor That’s Meme-Worthy
These are the ones you accidentally send to the group chat and then everyone loves you for it.
- Just texted: “Can’t talk, fighting a bear.” Autocorrect changed it to “bar.” Now my friend thinks I’m an alcoholic.
- My autocorrect changes “LOL” to “lots of love.” So now I’m that weirdo saying “lots of love” after dark jokes.
- I asked my mate to lend me $5. He sent me a GIF of Monopoly money.
- Sent my mate a pic of my dinner. Caption: Michelin-star ramen (instant noodles edition)
- Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.
Playful Sarcasm to Keep the Conversation Flowing
Ah, lighthearted sarcasm the secret sauce of fun conversation starters.
- Oh, you’re always right? Must be exhausting.
- Please keep talking. I always yawn when I’m fascinated.
- Love how you always bring so much value to these chats.
- You should see the look on my face. Pure excitement.
- No, no tell me more about how you’re the main character.
Icebreaker Jokes That Work Like Comedic Therapy
Feel the awkward tension melt faster than ice in July with these icebreaker jokes.
- Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
- I’m not lazy. I’m on energy-saving mode.
- If we were on a deserted island, I’d let you have the last coconut.
- Why don’t we ever play hide and seek with mountains? Because they always peak.
- You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Absurd Humor for Laugh-Out-Loud Moments
Sometimes, the best emotional release comes from jokes that make zero sense.
- What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
- If a tomato’s a fruit, does that make ketchup a smoothie?
- Can February March? No, but April May.
- Ever tried to eat a clock? It’s time-consuming.
- My dog used to chase people on a bike. It got so bad I had to take his bike away.
Conversation Enhancers That Make Jokesters Legends
These lines don’t just get laugh-out-loud moments they make you the hero of your group chat.
- My mate said he didn’t understand cloning. I said, “That makes two of us.”
- Don’t spell part backwards. It’s a trap.
- I once got fired from a calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
- I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
- The rotation of the Earth really makes my day.
Conclusion: Ready to Spread the Laughs?
Alrighty, you magnificent jokesters and comedians you’re officially armed with a joke repertoire so solid it could double as a comedy club. From funny jokes over text to TikTok trends to classic dad jokes, you’ve got everything you need to keep the laugh-filled chats going strong.
Now it’s your turn: share your favorite line below, or better yet, tag that one mate who seriously needs a dose of this ridiculous, punny goodness. Go on. Make ‘em laugh so hard they snort.
